I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Houston, we have a blender
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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