Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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