I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
