she kept yelling 'call me bella'
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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