you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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