Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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