the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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