grandma shit on top of the toilet
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
not ubering you a puppy
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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