All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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