"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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