windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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