dude i'm inner monologue high
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
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