Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Randomize