In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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