I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I don't deserve a penis
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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