There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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