Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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