She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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