I'm gonna have a badass scar
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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