real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
