i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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