Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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