In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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