When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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