pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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