road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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