at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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