found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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