I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The air was thick with penises
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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