Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we're making bets on your personal life
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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