ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Two words: blizzard sex
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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