Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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