I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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