thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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