Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
We need to get me chipped asap
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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