I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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