I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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