then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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