I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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