Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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