he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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