I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
two words...techno handjob
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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