But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
...so i touched it.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
