I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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