just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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