I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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