at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
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