You're completely useless in the revolution.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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