alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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