I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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