O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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