It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
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