If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
foreskin is a definite game changer
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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