Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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