i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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