That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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