and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
youre lurking in front of me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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